The Ogre works as a call-center phone-monkey. He would eventually love to work as a commercial illustrator or self-sufficient webcomic. The Ogre loves many things and hates few, however he has issues with almost everything (mostly because he has issues--he's started having acne around and on his nose and sitting place again). The Ogre is forty-somethin' flippy years old for goodness sakes and is loosing his mind.
What? LOLOLOLOL
I think that Steve Martin once said that if you want to be funny to put a piece of boloney in your shoe. Then you will feel funny.
Awesome! I love that. I’ll see if I can youtube it.